10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger