10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.