10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.