10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.