10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.