10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus