10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003