10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• It's Free To Fold...
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester