10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters