10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?