10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986