10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.