10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.