10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier