10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.