10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- im going to 2 out you to death