10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson