10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz