10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."