10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth