10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."