10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves