10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe