10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--