10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com