10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear