10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."