10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?