10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester