10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"