10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.