10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-