10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Why not, when some because there are three.