10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.