10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"