10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.