10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.