10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!