10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)