10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
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