10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from