10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier