10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.