10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss