10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.