10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!