10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.