10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak