10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"