10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.